Sunday, January 31, 2010

Welcome to Filth

Hello all, and welcome to the inaugural post to the James Cahill Sin Update. As usual, it's been a pretty base day in the life of those of us living with James Cahill. What's that? "On a Sunday?" you ask? Yes, on a Sunday. Because, if you confused "u" with "i" Sunday is Sinday, baby. Or that's what James would tell you.

We intend this blog to keep you abreast of the new lows reached by the moral bathyscaphe James Cahill. Usually fueled by a unique Irish blend of Jameson and pure masculine heat, Mr. Cahill terrorizes the East Coast of the United States and Maritime Canada, unsullied by the rules of law or the precepts of modern religion. He is both the hero of our times and the greatest threat to the survival of human civilization. He is also responsible for 87% of teen pregnancies in the developed world.

Stay vigilant, citizens. He walks among us.

Pantsless.

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